{"id":724,"date":"2019-08-02T17:35:50","date_gmt":"2019-08-02T17:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.wpcomstaging.com\/?p=724"},"modified":"2019-08-02T17:35:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-02T17:35:50","slug":"life-through-prison-objects-part-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/?p=724","title":{"rendered":"Life Through Prison Objects &#8211; Part 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s prison object comes from one of the prison officers in the jail. Many thanks to Kanga Dave for his choice of Prison Object.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  wp-image-726 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/festive-payne.109-228-60-161.plesk.page\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/pen.png\" alt=\"pen\" width=\"477\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/pen.png 1280w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/pen-300x293.png 300w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/pen-1024x999.png 1024w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/pen-768x749.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>The Pen &#8211; by Dave T.<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Pen, mightier than the sword, comes in many shapes, sizes and colours.<\/p>\n<p>However\u2026 Blue, just won\u2019t do. Red, not quite right. Green, still no good.<\/p>\n<p>Black, is official, is correct and is all that will do.<\/p>\n<p>If I get to work forgetting my pen, I feel lost. Like some people cannot manage without a phone, not having a pen makes you incomplete. A proper Officer, has a pen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dave T is the first Kanga* to feature on the Jailhouse Moose Blog.<\/p>\n<p>*Kanga &#8211; Kangaroo &#8211; Rhyming slang for \u2018Screw\u2019, which in turn is a term of affection for an Officer of Her Majesty\u2019s Prison Service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s prison object comes from one of the prison<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[235,281,314],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-through-prison-objects","tag-kanga-dave","tag-mightier-than-the-sword","tag-only-black-will-do"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}