{"id":668,"date":"2019-06-21T23:08:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-21T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.wpcomstaging.com\/?p=668"},"modified":"2019-06-21T23:08:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-21T23:08:00","slug":"life-through-prison-objects-part-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"Life through Prison Objects &#8211; Part 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weeks prison object is another pick of my fellow inmate Den-d-lion.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-669\" src=\"https:\/\/festive-payne.109-228-60-161.plesk.page\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/toothpaste.png\" alt=\"toothpaste\" width=\"960\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/toothpaste.png 960w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/toothpaste-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/toothpaste-768x384.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>TOOTHPASTE &#8211; by Den-d-lion<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is so versatile: I\u2019ve used it for so many things, from sealing up a draughty window in my Cardiff jail-cell &#8211; to the usual job of sticking posters and stuff up on your cell noticeboard or wall.<\/p>\n<p>However, I\u2019ll never use it to seal a Rule 39 letter again! I sent one from my last jail, \u2018Ranby\u2019 at it was returned by the Post Office due to \u2018wrong address\u2019 or similar.<\/p>\n<p>That got me an \u2018S.I.R.\u2019 saying \u201cA sniffer dog indicated on an incoming package returned to prisoner &#8211; which contained traces of white powder! It had been sent to &#8211; and returned from &#8211; the Prison and Probation Ombudsman!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weeks prison object is another pick of my fellow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[247,361,364,476,496],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-through-prison-objects","tag-life-in-prison","tag-prison-objects","tag-prison-stories","tag-toothpaste","tag-versatile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}