{"id":628,"date":"2019-05-17T18:56:03","date_gmt":"2019-05-17T18:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.wpcomstaging.com\/?p=628"},"modified":"2019-05-17T18:56:03","modified_gmt":"2019-05-17T18:56:03","slug":"life-through-prison-objects-no-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"Life Through Prison Objects &#8211; No. 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-629\" src=\"https:\/\/festive-payne.109-228-60-161.plesk.page\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/canteen-sheet.png\" alt=\"Canteen sheet\" width=\"886\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/canteen-sheet.png 886w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/canteen-sheet-300x244.png 300w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/canteen-sheet-768x624.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 886px) 100vw, 886px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CANTEEN SHEETS &#8211; by Den-d-lion<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We all wait for them excitedly and fill them in like it\u2019s a list for Santa Claus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In fairness, here at Erlestoke we do have quite an extensive list &#8211; but it\u2019s funny how you carefully go through it &#8211; expecting to find something great, something different &#8211; but mostly it\u2019s the same old stuff, just perhaps a bit more expensive than it used to be. Or that the fruit, bananas etc. are no longer \u00a31 each or two for \u00a31.50 &#8211; AFTER you\u2019ve ticked them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Still they do still have Terry\u2019s Chocolate Oranges &#8211; if only I wasn\u2019t diabetic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; CANTEEN SHEETS &#8211; by Den-d-lion &nbsp; We all wait<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-through-prison-objects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}