{"id":622,"date":"2019-05-10T23:30:30","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T23:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.wpcomstaging.com\/?p=622"},"modified":"2019-05-10T23:30:30","modified_gmt":"2019-05-10T23:30:30","slug":"life-through-prison-objects-no-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"Life through Prison Objects &#8211; No. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the second in our series of &#8216;Life Through Prison Objects&#8217;. This one was written by a fellow inmate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-623\" src=\"https:\/\/festive-payne.109-228-60-161.plesk.page\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/scissors-and-tape.jpg\" alt=\"scissors and tape\" width=\"960\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/scissors-and-tape.jpg 960w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/scissors-and-tape-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/scissors-and-tape-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>SCISSORS &amp; SELLOTAPE &#8211; by Den-d-lion<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These everyday things which we use outside for wrapping, packing or neatly trimming something &#8211; are as rare as the proverbial \u2018hen\u2019s teeth\u2019 or \u2018rocking horse s**t\u2019 here in prison.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OK, a scissors could conceivably be used as a weapon or turned into a \u2018shank\u2019 &#8211; but Sellotape?? Why ever not??<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Is it because they think someone will tie someone else up with it, or use it as a ligature &#8211; or perhaps that could be another competition question: \u201cWhat can you do with a little roll of Sellotape?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I hope you don\u2019t get stuck.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the second in our series of &#8216;Life Through Prison<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[361,405,416],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-through-prison-objects","tag-prison-objects","tag-scissors","tag-sellotape"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jailhousemoose.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}