HENRY VIII FACEBOOK Page<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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\nHenry Rex – Eighth of that name
\nHenry VIII King of England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and France<\/p>\nRelationship Status:<\/strong>
\nIt\u2019s Complicated.<\/p>\nHobbies:<\/strong>
\nDrinking
\nFalconry \/ Hunting
\nJousting \/ Fighting
\nWenching
\nSailing
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> So sad to announce that my father has died 21st April 1509
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> One is now King – Party on! 10 May 1509
\nAll of One\u2019s subjects like this.<\/em><\/p>\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> Has changed his relationship status to married 11 June 1509
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> So loved up with Catherine of Aragon
\nAll of One\u2019s subjects like this.<\/em><\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> I have a son! Henry Duke of Cornwall 1st Jan 1511
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My son and heir has died. 22 Feb 1511<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> I have a son! Henry Duke of Cornwall Nov 1513
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My son and heir has died Nov 1513
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> I\u2019m beginning to think either my wife is broken or God himself didn\u2019t approve of me marrying my dead brother\u2019s missus.<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Daughter, Mary. 18 Feb 1516.
\nAll of One\u2019s subjects like this.<\/em><\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> That Anne Boleyn looks like a fairly fertile wench! BTW it\u2019s not cheating to look – and my great mate, Cardinal Wolesley reckons my existing marriage was illegal anyway. I have total faith in him sorting my divorce 1526
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> That Wolesley is a numpty 1527
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Wolesley\u2019s dead and The Pope is a numpty. 1528<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Boom! One is now the Head of the Church of England.
\nAll of One\u2019s subjects tentatively like this.<\/em>
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> Has changed his relationship status to married 25 Jan 1533
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> SOOO Loved up with Anne Boleyn
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My \u201cmarriage\u201d to Catherine has been annulled. 23 May 1533
\nThomas More says:<\/strong> I love Your Highness, however I am a Catholic and as such still recognise The Pope as Head of the Church. So I can\u2019t congratulate you on your new wife. But I know you\u2019re a fair and wise King. So are we still cool? #NOTMYQUEEN
\nDislikes:<\/strong>
\nAnything to do with
\nThe Pope
\nCatholics
\nThe French
\nThe Spanish
\nThe Irish<\/p>\nI\u2019m proud of my new ship.
\nI\u2019ve named her \u2018Mary Rose\u2019
\nFacebook<\/strong>
\nHenry Rex – Eighth of that name
\nHenry VIII
\nRelationship Status:<\/strong>
\nIt\u2019s Complicated.<\/p>\nHobbies:<\/strong>
\nDrinking
\nFalconry \/ Hunting
\nJousting \/ Fighting
\nWenching
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Thomas More, you are a gentleman and friend and I will always respect your faith.
\nHenry Rex has removed Thomas More from his Friend\u2019s list.
\nHenry Rex has removed Thomas More\u2019s head.<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My wife and Queen, Anne is pregnant!
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Daughter, Elizabeth. Bloody Marvellous. Sep 1533<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My wife and Queen, Anne is pregnant.
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Miscarriage Sep 1534<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My wife and Queen, Anne is pregnant.
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Miscarriage. My heartfelt support and sympathy goes to my lovely Queen, Anne at this difficult time. Jan 1536<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Turns out Anne Boleyn had been engaged to somebody before me and has been playing away. Bloody Treason that. Feb 1536
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to widower 17 May 1536.
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Anne Boleyn found guilty of treason at trial. But One is not a monster. One sent to France to summon her executioner 6 weeks ago. #fairtrial<\/p>\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to married 30 May 1536
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My new wife, Jane Seymour is pregnant!
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> I have a son! Edward (6th of that name) 12 Oct 1537
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to widower 24 Oct 1537
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> My beautiful wife and Queen, Jane Seymour has died from complications following childbirth.<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> One Just got a pic of Anne of Cleaves. She\u2019s proper fit!
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to married 6 Jan 1540
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Don\u2019t you hate it when some wench sends you a dodgy photo-shopped picture then turns up looking totally different? #bangoutoforder #annulled
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to single 9 July 1540<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> That Catherine Howard makes me feel like a teenager again
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to married 28 July 1540
\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Turns out that Catherine Howard was too into teenagers if you know what one means? #adultery #treason #execution 13 Feb 1542
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to widower.<\/p>\nHenry Rex has blocked or removed the heads of:<\/strong>
\nCardinal Wolseley – for not sorting out my divorce with the Pope.
\nThe Pope – for trying to stop my divorce.
\nThomas More – for refusing to recognise me as head of the Church of England.
\nAnne Boleyn – for adultery
\nCatherine Howard – for adultery
\nHans Holbein – For his crap portrait of Anne of Cleaves. Definitely photo-shopped.
\nThomas Cromwell – Got too big for his boots
\nThe Navy – They only went and crashed my Mary Rose!<\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> Now that Catherine Parr looks a bit tasty. #onesownage
\nHenry Rex:<\/strong> has changed his relationship status to married 12 Jul 1543
\nMost of One\u2019s subjects like this to One\u2019s face<\/em><\/p>\nHenry Rex says:<\/strong> One is not feeling too good. 27 Jan 1547<\/p>\nHENRY VIII – RIP 28 Jan 1547. Succeeded By Edward VI of England (aged 9)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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